Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
My How Time Flies!
Daaaarlings!
How positively atrocious of me! I just cannot believe it has been nine months since my last post, but then, I’ve had much to do! Of course I won’t tax your sensibilities with tales of my ever-so-frustrating and absolutely endless search for the perfect underwire bra, or even go into detail over how I ended up getting hit in the face with a trash can lid and subsequently knocked on my ass on the sidewalk. And I definitely won’t tell you about how I wrecked Mikey Pumps’ car in the Smith’s parking lot on Nellis. Some things are just better left unsaid...
But I will ask you this, precious ones. If you said to your husband, "We’re spending far too much money on gas. Go out and buy something more economical," would you expect him to come home with a brand new motorcycle? Oh woe, but such is the tragic story of my life! I mean, absolutely everybody knows everyday is a bad hair day on a motorcycle. Then add to that the obscene action of climbing on and off the thing wearing a skirt and pumps and you can clearly imagine my horror! Every time I get on it, which is as infrequently as possible, I feel like I should be wearing tight pastel sweatpants with the words, "FAT ASS," emblazoned across the butt.
Anyway, angels, since my last post we’ve played some fun gigs at E-String, The Art Bar and 3rd Street Revolution Gallery and have more coming up:
The Aruba Hotel – Friday, April 4th
We’ll be at The Aruba on Friday, April 4th at 10pm as part of the Las Vegas N.O.I.S.E. Project’s First Friday After Party. The Aruba is located on 1215 S. Las Vegas Blvd.. a few blocks from the Stratosphere. This is THE place to be, so I hope to see you there.
3rd Street Revolution Gallery – Friday, May 2nd
This gallery just keeps getting more and more fabulous to the point where owners/artists Ezequiel "Lee" Orona and Juan Ybarra are seriously considering moving to a more spacious location! So if you plan on checking out this funky little gallery located on 224 Imperial Ave., on the corner of 3rd Street in the Las Vegas Arts District, why not do so on May 2nd. In addition to our performance, scheduled for 8pm, you can catch the debut exhibit of the extraordinary works of guest photographer, Diane Hamburger of Las Vegas and, of course, check out the amazing art of Orona and Ybarra. While it isn’t definite, in addition to Billy Dare & The Pumps, there may be other fabulous musical guests.
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy XOXOXO
How positively atrocious of me! I just cannot believe it has been nine months since my last post, but then, I’ve had much to do! Of course I won’t tax your sensibilities with tales of my ever-so-frustrating and absolutely endless search for the perfect underwire bra, or even go into detail over how I ended up getting hit in the face with a trash can lid and subsequently knocked on my ass on the sidewalk. And I definitely won’t tell you about how I wrecked Mikey Pumps’ car in the Smith’s parking lot on Nellis. Some things are just better left unsaid...
But I will ask you this, precious ones. If you said to your husband, "We’re spending far too much money on gas. Go out and buy something more economical," would you expect him to come home with a brand new motorcycle? Oh woe, but such is the tragic story of my life! I mean, absolutely everybody knows everyday is a bad hair day on a motorcycle. Then add to that the obscene action of climbing on and off the thing wearing a skirt and pumps and you can clearly imagine my horror! Every time I get on it, which is as infrequently as possible, I feel like I should be wearing tight pastel sweatpants with the words, "FAT ASS," emblazoned across the butt.
Anyway, angels, since my last post we’ve played some fun gigs at E-String, The Art Bar and 3rd Street Revolution Gallery and have more coming up:
The Aruba Hotel – Friday, April 4th
We’ll be at The Aruba on Friday, April 4th at 10pm as part of the Las Vegas N.O.I.S.E. Project’s First Friday After Party. The Aruba is located on 1215 S. Las Vegas Blvd.. a few blocks from the Stratosphere. This is THE place to be, so I hope to see you there.
3rd Street Revolution Gallery – Friday, May 2nd
This gallery just keeps getting more and more fabulous to the point where owners/artists Ezequiel "Lee" Orona and Juan Ybarra are seriously considering moving to a more spacious location! So if you plan on checking out this funky little gallery located on 224 Imperial Ave., on the corner of 3rd Street in the Las Vegas Arts District, why not do so on May 2nd. In addition to our performance, scheduled for 8pm, you can catch the debut exhibit of the extraordinary works of guest photographer, Diane Hamburger of Las Vegas and, of course, check out the amazing art of Orona and Ybarra. While it isn’t definite, in addition to Billy Dare & The Pumps, there may be other fabulous musical guests.
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy XOXOXO
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