Talk about Cocktail Chatter, we couldn't shut the hell up during yesterday's appearance on the Rocking Comedy Show with Crazy Jay Bird. And while it's true Billy Dare & The Pumps are, indeed, a chatty bunch, add a half dozen or so shots of Fireball Whiskey to the mix and look out! The Rocking Comedy Show, the #1 podcast in Las Vegas, turned into a frat party!
Now precious ones, I must admit, I don't think we played our songs as well as we could have -- but we sure had a positively divine time trying! I suppose I could go and listen to the archived version at Rocking Comedy Show, but I don't think I dare. Perhaps you could go and listen, then report back to me where I currently stand on the Humiliate-O-Meter! It's episode #341.
But seriously, cupcakes, I do recall some bizarre events, such as:
- When I accidentally called Crazy Jay, LAZY JAY, much to the delight of Jay's co-host, Spazz.
- When I accidentally called co-host Spazz, SNATCH, much to the delight of Crazy Jay.
- When Spazz kept calling the guys Blondie (Todd), Baldy (Mikey), The Jew (Bernie), The Guy From Colorado (Bobby) and You, which is me. Of course, who am I to judge anybody for forgetting peoples names? Just ask Snatch and Lazy Jay.
- When (lucky for me) Mikey kept stealing my shots of Fireball Whiskey (which turned out not-so-lucky for Mikey).
- When this weird little dog wearing a red spiked collar started biting a very large tortoise in the head -- maybe I imagined that.
All I can say, Dolls, is it was tons of fun in a hazy, intoxicated way. Unfortunately, since the episode is archived, it will go on my permanent record for the rest of my life. Whatever happened to, What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas???? Until next time, sweet-peas,
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxo
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