Friday, May 4, 2007

Who'd A Thunk It, Daaaaaaaaaarlings!

Who’d a thunk it, daaaaaaaaarlings! Just today I received the following email from Michaelangelo… and to think I thought he was dead!

"i want you to divorce toddman, and run away with me to fabulous roma, italia.... i will buy the sistine chapel for you...... and and and and the leaning tower of ravioli,,,, we will travel to venice so you can see where i bertoline
michaelangelo orona was born.. and you will of course meet all of the family...
my uncle gilberto mussolini , his hot wife sophia lorenza de la bigchesta....
si, si , and all my other children from the 6 previous wifes that i have
had..but first we must murder your husband ...... we can put poison in the pizza ,,,,,, he likes pizza no.... yes i have a plan and two tickets to fabulous
roma..... come with me billy ,,,,,,,i will treat you like the princess that you
truley are.... and to further intice you , in roma, there is the largest kmart
in the entire world ,,,, it takes 4 weeks to see it all.....i will also buy you
rollerskates to make your shopping even more enjoyable..... i will have my bags packed tonite ,,,, after the show ...... buy the way i also love the art work at that gallery .... its so , so , revolutionary.... see you billy.... with 400
pounds of passion,signed michaelangelo ........... "

Remember, tonight at 3rd Street Revolution Art Gallery, 224 Imperial Ave., Las Vegas, NV – 7:30pm!

Until tonight, Stay Fabulous!

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